Courtney Rants

every president needs a president and Hayes is mine but this is clove

i came to check in as we decided to just start deleting and to basically
have me off the net period

rules of kitty radio

we are trying out a software that recognises certain names and words and
deletes you immediately warns us who you are and prevents you from returning

presently those words are names of any minor children with the exception of
brieanne o connor since she is doind a CONFIRMED thing on MTV2 what it is?
this site with the crawling roach press toilet drinkers can read about it in
tv guide.

America meet Briie Anne O conner Mr. cabanas beloved kid sister guitarist
poet – and boy is she pissed

its gonna be like Cindy lauder Vs Madonna in my opinion

by that i mean the other sixteen year old girl on MTV the one who grew uno
rich and dint have a bunch of suicide alcoholic dead guys in her family and
her best friend big brother die on her/

her lyrics are brilliant

this int for a month

ONE comment on her being “unattractive” which is impossible actually since
ties absolutely not but some of you guy si just checked mentioning fictional
plastic surgery was BANNED here it feeds the tabs

so i wouldn’t be surprised if you POST about ANNOYS looks you better be ready
to pout a large close up on your thread face shot and then body shot

1. no minors in families involved mentioned

2. i have a post where i told the details of every surgery i had ever had its
quite a good thread
of course the fucking tabloid reposers are too LAZY to search for intelligent
information about Darwinism even thirds and a point six hip to waist ratio
symmetry the fortune foundation and a persons physicality and its effect on
thaw world

I saw the pictures of me too

i look okay happy my teeth look clean and the i 800 sigh works- so does
proactive and auction except the gross chaffed lips

i dot know what insane “bottom party ” bullshit you read about and if its a
fun new depraved la activity IM right there but this is nonsense of course i
can move my face there bottom right in one teensy furrow maybe a millimeter=

yes there are people who get injections too close to the eyes and they look
robotic

i have nit done that

you should be discussing what your fucking problem is next ill get shit for
doing yoga when someone brings up something as extreme as major plastic
surgery i obviously have NOT had the discussion then should have been what
the fucking issue was

because you are lying so if you type the word “surgery” and words related to
that unless its a special thread devoted to thoughts on the subject you will
be deleted I have been fucked by tabloids because i looked good
If i look bad after a double root canal and good two months later vie had>>>>>

>>a great trip to the UK and moved fen hui

One mention of a felony committed by any member of any band to do with kitty
radio which at present are all hole members bands and will be all nirvana
members bands soon boom your banned for life.

Bootlegs on hole i dot mind

the guys from the other band will tell Brooke their preference

all the words vie seen used including pejorative about females are in our
software it Mae take a few days to run but well ban you if you task advantage

cuss fine

any mention of my usage of drugs legal or illegal will be a cause for banning

a guy from us think i was on drugs with eve because we were: Dancing” eve is
the squarest girl in the world and i dot do the drugs chic in that
environment had sort of a shot of tequila and eve stopped me made a face i
agree i only ever drink that shit because i hate the taste of all booze
except PERTs and Lafayette rothcild

i am NOT on drugs

we ALL did weird shit mid September last year gained weight drank calmed
down whatever made us feel good i ddi too for two weeks and Tehran i ddi not-
legal prescribed and stopped before October i think

The rumors of “drug use” are coming from this site ONLY and you MUST STOP IT
NOW other than Frances you are going to have me shut down Kitty radio and
the Nirvana catalogue cannot suffer any more negativity

you want it at some lame patrolled banner ad site? and oh yeah you cant even
say HELL cozy illl put it in there

make a nice cover page of Kurt’s potted meat and vaginas and vel knave
collage on the cover page and if you say “sucked” “lame” and “vagina” man if
you say “weird” you can leave IM not actually totally kidding

any further disparagement is just bad all over for all involved

form ihatecourtney.com we checked its up for grabs
i love Courtney and i fucked Courtney and effaced Courtney twice are all not
for sale

anyway you get the point

if you dot KNOW it dot post it and no discussion of minors period

thetas the rules break em and create ONE more bullshit news story and the
sites coming down
police the haters and report there so few they are mostly eight people who
post under about four hundred names which i find psycho

they should like eat something nice and go snuggle their honeys like IM gonna
do

oops the beagle farted

CL

ill finish later

i swear all this shakepeares bringig out the gab in me

onemans rant ir another mans genius by the way

but heres the short version since the metal guy is
going to end up crazy ina straitjacket just like ghe
did in his first video

1-you answer my long aesthetic queries on one thread(
aesthetic meanswhat you like shapes shoes brand names
what the fuck- whatever you want-
Hole is band that sold many many millions of albums-
no we didnt sell whateminemmetallica or madnna sold-
but we sold and continue to sell M I L L I O N S-
iwont putotu arecrd until its brilliant- i wanna know
why you liked me why yopi stilldo?

used to beyou all believed i dont give a fuck CODE FOR
im impossible to hurt

thats insane-ive given a fuck for along time and you
know it- why you stillhere?

because i dont needas focus group totell me its not
reallyabout ME its about a way of life and thinking
and the famous having it all

i think i added ( to the cultural female male
argument) a new important and fucked up component
tohaving it all

“i want it all..

on myt own terms”

it can and will happen to anyone determined enough to
put up with the names youi get called as you rise in
school in plays are now black clothed with
blacklipstick cos your learning how to say fuck youi
to society omly itisnt really a “fuck you” its a”im
going to be independent- im going to be the most
succesful person in this class- onm y own terms

and this is a community eh==where the presiedent comes
in sometimes and throws bombs or 270 000 word essays

ill finally post this in its own thread

but it never made itinto Hollly Millaes entertinment
weekly story necaue it ws all hacked off and to bits
and they didnt see this next bit as important…its
what james brooks ( oscar) cmeron crowe ) oscar) both
pof thosse guys will probablyhav four to six and
carrie fisher(nominated- writes the academy award show
every year is the bestrewriter fdioague ive ver met=
he gets 250 thousand dollars for whata mounts to ONE
of my posts to you guys

okay those threee poeple indivuadly said the following

1-shes brilliant and all that stuff – i know nothing
abouy rock- i like jazz- shes a fine very refined
actor but im obsessed with her writing- shes one of
thebest writer ever

2 quote

“WHat she told you was full of shit- jimbrooks turnd
me ontoher internet writing stuiff then her lyrics
then we started a corresponence

there is NO DOUBT IN MY MIND SHE IS THE GRETEST LIVING
AMERICAN WRITER..” he stoppedon thetansript from the
tape”no fuck that shes one othe gretest writers in
history period ” and i think fo r me coz he kenws itd
bein print he said something about not beong too
prolific but if i put enrgy into this its something
this writing- but i figured after letter 500of the
love crowe correspondence
it timto send the famailya movie and a recird and
havehis mom nancy wilson his producer associte acott(
whose best friends are lydia lunch and jarboe frothe
swans and whoplayed throbbbing gristl b sides on the
vanilla sky set- yes ill drop a name colmnists can
call alltee people abd get confrimtion- if youa
ctually opu the effort to ccalll me and fact check
youll have me as a source on bad people and on my
friends if your beibngmean and you ms reporter should
be using me like a tiffany box,instead iof t treating
this site and me in it like canned ham. ask any editor
oif any high end and even some low end magazines i
know the deal

YOU need to sto[p gettingsources for a five dollar
piece with hshocking woirds in them and get me to et
you somewhere-

number THREE nms fisher

said essentially the same thing unlike brooks and
crowe she did not call me the greatest writer in
histoy or bliving in america

but she was fucking extremely complimntroy according
to Holly Millea- ad if you font have holly Milleas
phone number your a junk pile scavenger for your
something lame

if you dont KNOW Holly ( the Topnotch writer around
famus people and imalways happy when shes around
brutally homest and she doesnt kiss ass but she doesnt
murder out of malice)

carrie said im a great with acapitolg writer and the
only rockstar or actoressespecally actress who had
read middle march

see howone mans “bizarre rants and rambkings”

equal drugs and insanity and innapropiate behaviou
rbut two Oscar Winners for writing were called abput
acting= thye were verygenerous in that dept too
one person on that list thinks i will be a genius
comedienneetc

but Holly called and said” do you publish ypour
writinh afterthe rock thing and the movie thung
youknopw someones good you theres amassive paying
public niche for them but i ho;d oput on movie3s and
alot of my passes were DUMB- but whowants to discuss
whats not real yet.

anyway as the greatest living writer my next post
willgive you the endof the metal guy story

the vanilla coke story and our contribution toit

what the cola people think is the real number of
registrants we have

what each registrant is worth

i have infact read thenam “emit” on a corparate
demograhic report – i was reminded in the five pages
soley devoted to hole.com (they had alot of KittyRadio
they think Brooke is prodigy genius wich she is i
thinl her dads a spook- if thats NOT true Brooke dont
tell me it scares them enopugh ifit scaresa company
that could buy most of the land in the fucking UNOTED
STAES not some little country like i
dunno====Sasktchewan(sorr
y but it IS)

thye think im all charisma zero ideas wich is
/////well hey fellas maybe its true

its so not in the plan that i can be good
engineer?play chess? learn latin shakepeare enough
japanese to live converstionally- and i cannot write
code and i cannot look at suite at th24 exhibition in
Paris of art nouveau art deco and i study and study
and i can tell you how to build that exact thing and
guess the probable colours and it wont look cheap

i wanna know the same thing about every boring one
ofuoui

I donthave the audience that the “dontsleep” “under
the bridge”"everybody hurts” all of fleetwood mac-
steveu era(fact they abspuot;ly didnt want nicks she
putout quote “groupie vibes” oh roght cos she was hot
bit christine was married and soft spoken and i know
if your evenclose when we sawthatsevie nicls and
chritie mcvie photgraph on the bac of fleetwppd mac we
a;;thopugh Hot TWO chicks- im trying for four)
i donthave a ONE massive hit

of ocurse i want one but next time will so much better
illbe so much more ready to appreciate and be
greatfulf or all of you frankly

i go backwardsi dint d the honest “im soe xcited tobe
here thanks”fans” so much

i hatecalling people fans

and sometimes i see a bidding war and a pair ofmy
shoes vs a bootlegtae andi think wow “fans”

the point is about evrybody hurts abd avout dont
speak—you write ballad and its forever- you better
becareful withallyour ballads

in my case here i want to know what youwant cos alot
ofthe timeyoyr as a group “dontod his” do do that” she
looks fat- she looks thin- fuck why us weight an
issue- someboy comes n from fooland
fat lesbos he posts a lesbian poss get away liptick
dickit allgets ugly and funny i dont mind that shit
but n t you sometimes wanna taklk about YOU im asking
you let me remind yoyuagain not because AUSTRALIANAND
UK JOURNAKISTS CARE EXTREMely IM THE GREATEST LVIVI G
WRITER ACCORDING TOA FUCKINGGENIUS WHIOWROTE ALMSOT
EVERY MARY TYLER MOPORE SHOW- EVEN BACK THE BEFORE HE
WAS A MOVIE GOD BROADCASR NEWS ND TERMS OF ENDEARMENT=
HE WAS GENIUS- LOOK ATGHE SIMPSONS- HES PRODUCER AND
INSANELY RICH FROM IT BUT HE WRITES A WHILE LOT
UNCREDITED

and the second guy made cusack into every girls
perfect bf= ery mgure as anideal to strive for in
corpohell
empathyandenlightenment i have bno comment
inalmostfanous as uts commnetless its sogood i shake
at some of the dialogue– and alotof people hated
vanilla sky i didnthate it icouldnever hate amovie of
a reallygoodfriends- but idint write a letter as long
as thi post and i was too fuvked up over magnolia and
the director ofmagnolia……genius fucked up cute
single did i mention genius?…..had seen magnolia
oiver 200 or more times but ihated magnolia when if
irst saw it sw it twice three times like heroin on the
west coast

you have to try to be adrug adduct incalifornia
thedrugs suck.

wwatch vanillasky again- youlll get wirdyobsessed

oh the metal star finallyhad a tour..somehwre inthe uk
he was onlyt eo houts late- this guy is so oldschooli
love the antics seven hours late nid rugs euther wont
even drink eople are beggig him toget drunk just once-
his band doesn like him- thtas so profound they domnt
LIKE HIM

anyway whybothr with me? yes kids vote for me on a few
topics i wasa nose off from J lo ina few categories (
andman i hate allthis hsit ivbeben quoting at you guys
five hourse demogrpahic says focus groups say
marketing lab says

iots all bullshit i know hiwsmnart dumb or old young
rich poir you are byolur second sentence- sort of- not
kust whattyouwrite butyoiur vibecomes fromposts

thecorpos are too stupid fo rthat though

whats your art ideas if say a nirvana/nirvana idea
came out? make a thread i guranteee nothing-

and imnit saying its going to occur

market research says ” we shouldall just use that as a
quiote the dumbest personon this website regustered is
worth 100 grand the really really smart ones like myra
and nef are worthhalf a million butthe noit as smart
but stillartistic( this is digitalise you wanna know
ill fucking tell you- they likeit if ignire your opsts
bith the thinktankcompany a cigarette company and a
soda company watch this site every day

the guy readingmy posts today shrugs

anti corpor we know caqrry on…

okay themid intelligence (seeming) gem and the holos
who isnt dumbsince i know her and they were completely
aware she sang two shows with us

but that sweet soft sart dumb pretty plump fuck
youinsecure likes sex hates sex is ambitious is
selling outdoesnyt wear designer- toobg too wear
designer so must invenbt her wnlook-

she invnst her own look- for the same money kur and
abrt have put britney in fro teo years- Hiw any of you
do that? cut up vitgae

cola company ( and i hat e em cos theyre curious about
some of the same stuff i am but i have plans ouse them
for good notto seel sugar ater andnever hire women
orpeople of colour in important job pos one wellget to
recipe”5x” apatented cola recipe- that cotians
trujillo leaf cocaine and koka leaf- in pot one i will
tellyouhow they got mor epoeple hooked on blow
invented snasa clus and made orange juice abreakfast
drink andhow daria and hle.com my lawsuit and
idontlike the girl i dont think but she should know
shes making a huge effext

thelove love love

theidea of imitation of christ( a fashion design a
great psychedlic furs somg and probably a classic book
title)is brilliant

and theyhaveimitators now who doit better butt ara
subkoff DID think of i not me- her

its a fucking awesme idea- you know that pic of me and
gwen? thatwas the one nght we wee kind of civilcos my
bf was gonna beatupoher bf for m andher bfs immature
behabviour a yearabd half befiore so we both knew it
was lame and we got to changing subjects and she
seemed a iitle less qaure

and she has sewn her own clothes!
i mean yeah abinid- but i thought ofit though it was
cheesy-passed
SEWING MACHINES? i am gettting a singer htis week=
soon thyere gonna be totally fucking essential

OH YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT IOC DOES?

they take vintage- true shit fifty cent vinatge- and
they fuck it up andmaker it insanrely groous using the
sometimes ideaif the dress or shirt sometimes it
goesall to hell he sent me three things
on ws a i imagine 1968 reallly ugly valley o he dolls
era cocktail dress
gut ugly white fake chiron they hade given it a
cleavege givineit white bia feathers fir armlibe abd a
few whute peacokc feathers for deolcette

the other one was a strapless sexy marilyn dress
heyhad obviously made it iut some very large womans mu
mu they cut it into three parts and its blow away sexy
except colo and execution- but gitls you get ut

im giving you the greatliberatior and gwen told me thi
syears before fuck i used t olove the idea of having
acustom wardrobe- rockstar ior noit

thenit got wierd and you felt olf fashioned when igot
famous- liki said kurt and bart d ot ot britney
spes=ars sort of IOC but they rarey use vintage-
you saw that football sock on herhand? iwas laughing
she was klughaing its hystericaql- i wonder how
madonna will dealwoth this- illwait for the next soda
company reports!

i dontthinkshel dig it- bu shell pullit off iy
libraters everyone thats what it did forever sewing

i spent 20 thousand dollars ona portobello road high
end victorian cklotyhing dealer i bought everything

i didint knwo this but do yo know whyall hte
victorianreign UK clothes were fuckng black/

youll never callme amegalomaniac again- her husband
whi shehappned to sortof be in love with
hedbeen her consort adnfelt emasculated so shegave him
the

thye dont execute to well – imiatation of christ and
my friend eliza jiminez who i have amassive collection
maybe the biggest of iminez clothes-

talk tousinyourmanifesto about clothes- elisasews
everythin with fishing wire somehow its tigh and
exremely sexy

she casts a major spell and socks all fifty dresses
she made out of eighty yards of scrap fabric
and becuase you are a “forceof
natureslash/pussycat”you donthae to pay- there was
vague mentionm of my paying uhlstreets tuition and i
recalled thay i promised to and did not> UHLSTREET
please remind me imnot an asshol eiremember
nothing!-elisa refuses to become a rich famous
designer she is an”artist”your stuff comes from her
GALLERYina teastainedsheet wrapped liek ado rag ( i
wantthese fuckin details from you motherfuckersi have
a…somethiong…that millions and millions and maybe
mor elike 20-30 or hell more ithas occred recntly even
more many millions of people…will…….hoiw do isay
it without saying it…..hmmm…..notice in aprofound
way bcause the medium that thye ar egetiing
thestabluexs nd scenarios from are all to do wioth
what my shrink calls my rescue fantasy
a-dumb proplr think im insane really smart people
think im far more than sane sneator BLANK- OLD..SECOND
MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THIS STATE ARGUABY MRE S THAN
ATTTORMNEYGENERAL

SAID I WAS THE ONLY HONEST WOMAN IN THE STATE

and that cones across so reason one-im fucked up loud
bligerent but apprently im reallyimportant

two in allof this nasty ulgar shit that isometimes
even start to belive my surpirse and to my delight a
largemass of the 42 million tweenies i got kike less
than an insult of votes from my agexers- theXers in
ther thirtys and boomers not yet fifty hate me- 16
year olds thinkicans ave thier lkifekick thier stedads
ass and make them popuilar rich famous and confient

this whole”focus group” stuff theres a public online
one from BILLBOARD.COM
they did one

the south american ( wichmeans nothing but she speaks
spanisi knpow people so ognorant they call soth
americans mexicans-itskie calling an american adcanada
too’ Nebraskans) housekeeper jas become the
mommy-everyone knows that= her duaghter
mightactuallybecome the wife+hes out of touch with
everything

well frnakyly dont speak sort of sucks- i know gwen
and her fellas and a real somg doctor person (pretty
sure80 no95% sure dint soeak had the invisibe hand of
dnae warren or desmond child or more obvious sincei
souds blikean epic mealtoaf song woich o kid of a
harmless GOOD tging iuseed to think his writer0jim
steinam- but she is fucking stuck with that song for
life

micheal is stuck with everybodyhurts forever but he
wriote the post modern form of the oPsalm”yea tho i
walk through the valley if death i shall fear no evil”

he LOVES that song

the mythwas that after 10 40 200 thousand times
singing over thje raibnbow she hated it- like
suicidial they only likeme for my hit wich is a
fucking HORRIBLE feeling-ivehat alt hit

iknow someone